Rank:[Private] [Lance Corporal]
Age:[14]
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name: Alpha'09:D
Bravo'10:D
age: 1?
location: Anglican High School NCC Unit
achievements: 13 years consecutive gold!
listen: To our seniors
watch: For our platoon mates(:
cares: For our platoon mates(:
likes: AHSNCC
dislikes: Slackers
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Your next week events:
Monday: NIL
Tuesday: NIL
Wednesday: NIL
Thursday: NIL
Friday: NIL
Saturday: Part Run
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As heaven was getting full, God told st.Peter to only let in poeple who suffered painful deaths.There were three men at heavens door.st,Peter asked the first man how he died and the first man said"my wife had been behaving strangely recently so i suspected that she was having an affair.When i came home early from work one day,i found her wearing a nightgown with a surprised and guilty expression on her face.True enough,i found a man hanging at the edge of the balcony. I hit his hands but he just would not let go.So, i fetched my hammer and hammered his hands.He fell a full thirteen stories but miraculously, he did not die. So i carried my fridge and threw it down at him.that did the trick.but then i had a heart attack and i died."st.Peter thought that this was a painful way to go and let him into heaven.
when st.Peter posted the same question to the second man,he replied"picture this: i was watering my plants 1 day when i lost my balance and fell of the balcony.Luckily,i managed to grab hold of the 13th floor balcony edge.but just then, a demented man came and started bashing my fingers but i just would not let go.So he took out a hammer and crushed my fingers.I had no choice but to let go.And as luck would have it,i survived the 13story fall.The madman was obviously not happy and he threw a fridge down at me!Needless to say,i died."st.Peter thought for a while, then granted the 2nd man entry.
The third man"s answer went like this"i was hiding inside a fridge when the fridge got thrown down thirteen stories and i died"
posted by: yufei
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